sunday | october 4 | 2009

20/200

i think i need new glasses,

as it's getting hard to see.

i can't check out girls' asses,

and i squint while watching glee.

it's hard to drive at night,

and words are just a blur.

and even once in light

i thought a "him" a "her."

i stepped on my frames

now it's off my face they fall,

and when at baseball games,

i can't even see the ball.

to see a play on stage

is a truly pointless thought.

i can hardly look at pages;

i see lots of little spots.

there are different kinds of eyewear

that are all nice and trendy.

but no matter what i wear

i'll still have laser-vision envy.